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Mar. 6th, 2006 @ 09:55 pm Its been a while
Damn, its been a while.....







And its gonna be a while longer ;-)
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Dec. 14th, 2005 @ 01:25 am (no subject)
I haven't done any writing in a while, so I figured I'd write in here. Besides, its 1:30 in the morning and theres not really much to do besides talk online and watch Sportscenter on HDTV. Been doing lots of work, working out a shit-ton, and spending lots of money. Can't wait till christmas, cuz its such a fun holiday. Also, can't wait to move back down to Miami and party with my peoples. I think I'm moving down a few days early, like the 5th, just to get settled and chill...

I hope the Bears decide to win the division and get to the playoffs, that would rule.

I should probably get to sleeping sometime soon, its good for me


Oh, and Nip/Tuck is still the most amazing show I've ever seen on Television. Season finale next week, where we get to find out who "The Carver" is...should be quite exciting!


I'm taking ideas as to where and how I should celebrate New Years. If you read this and you have an invitation or idea, lemme know.

Ok, I'm out.
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Nov. 25th, 2005 @ 01:18 pm "He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man"
Current Mood: determined
Current Music: Time To Dance~Panic! At The Disco
Creation. Time has come where I'm overwhelmed with the urge to actually do something, and something productive. I want to create, inspire, something. I have to do something that will effect people, make people take a look at and go "Wow", or perhaps even change them in some way or another. I guess thats the reason I keep this journal. At certain times I like to feel poetic, phylisophical....smart for a lack of better words. I write journal entries to try and prove to myself and other people that there is something deeper going on then what I just have when you talk to me, and hope that something I say or something I do has an effect on someone.

Indecision is the downfall to most of life, and so you must take the time to actually decide on something and committ to going through with it. I, personally, am committing to changing in one way or another. To better myself perhaps. I've begun writing poems, or if everything goes well, songs. I'd like to be able to use the talent that I was given vocally to make someone feel better then they did before they heard what I had to say. So many times I've resided in the throngs of a concert, jumping to the music and belting the lyrics that were so skillfully being belted at me. How great it would be to be on the opposite end of that exchange, faces, eyes, ears, focused on you to bring them joy. Who's to say that dreams like this are possible for someone, but to leave a vision completely dormant is a crime. In the words of the film "A Bronx Tale", the saddest thing in life is wasted talent. I believe that steps need to be taken to at least show whatever talents I may have to others. Not to say that I need to effect hundreds of people, but fuck, if I could effect one person I will certainly be satisfied with myself.

So I'll take my lyrics, perhaps put them to music. I'll take myself, and make myself better...physically, mentally, socially, musically. I can accept failure, but I can no longer accept not trying.
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Nov. 24th, 2005 @ 04:22 am (no subject)
Current Mood: cold
Current Music: Different~Acceptance
"I wanted to see something that's different, something you said would change in me.
Wanted to be, anything different, everything you would change in me."

So here I am, back in the place, or perhaps rut, that I used to be in so long ago. Actually, looking back on the past couple of months it is almost a relief to be feeling this feeling, but only as much of a relief as a problem could cause. Almost like taking back a diagnosis that you were going to die and instead saying you're paralyzed below the waste. Sure, its a much more desirable situation, but it still sucks the big one. I'm proud that I have been almost 100% able to overcome the obstacle that has been racking my brain for the past 8 weeks, but I'm now I'm back here in my normal life finding that once again my normal problems are arising. I can personally say that I've changed many things about myself, but in truth I can't say that its done too much positive to my life. Sure, I do like the way that I currently am. In fact I like myself (mentally, physically, personality wise) more-so then a year ago, but still certain roadblocks remain for me that I have still yet to overcome.

Its a feeling that obviously isn't the most comforting of course, but I wouldn't feel the need to talk about it on here if I didn't think it was important. Although in retrospect I know typing this journal will really create little to no feedback from anyone else, the simple act of putting my thoughts into words helps give me at least some release from the tension. I simply just want to reach that point of comfort that I know is there to achieve but that I have not been able to ascend to for reasons I can't really fathom. This comfort is is human form; whether it has blue eyes, or brown hair? this I do not know, nor do I know when it will come...



But I pray for it to come...and come soon.
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Nov. 1st, 2005 @ 07:32 am (no subject)
Current Mood: uncomfortable
Current Music: Hello Houston~The Starting Line
Holy shit, i still have this thing? Apparently so.

Yea....haven't felt much like writing in here recently, a lot of personal shit going on that is much more important than updating my life in the blogosphere. Been home for a little while, took the rest of the semester off of classes and am taking them all over next semester. Doesn't matter that much, cuz I was so far ahead in credit hours anyway, so I should be alright.

For now I'm just chillin here at home, I'm picking up some side work for one of my moms friends businesses, and getting paid 10 bucks an hour for it, so thats cool I guess. I'm heading back to MU this weekend for Parents weekend and all them fun activities. Sadly I'm missing chances to go see Marc Broussard in either Bloomington Illinois or Indiana. Stupid Hootie and the Blowfish, Broussard was supposed to play at our parents weekend until you dropped out. I'll kill you Hootie, I'll do it.

After this weekend? Who knows. I definately am coming back to Miami for the 5 days before Thanksgiving break because of tickets to go see Yellowcard and Fall Out Boy! Yea, I spent that money and I'm definately not wasting those chances.

Um, I guess thats all I really got to update on for right now, I'm sure if there are any other fun happenings y'all will be informed.
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Sep. 23rd, 2005 @ 12:03 am Say what?
Current Mood: drained
Current Music: Barely Breathing~Duncan Shiek
So yea, haven't done this stuff in a while. I guess all it takes is a little free time and a friend doing the same to make you want to update something like this. But now that I'm here, what the hell will I write about. Just dunno.

Obviously the situation with the Hurricanes battering the fuck out of our country is something that needs to change, but theres nothing we can do at this point. It still boggles my mind how some people in those areas continue to look at themselves as invincible and decide that when a government official says "Get out" that the order simply doesn't apply to them. Its not that I don't feel bad for the people in these affected areas, I feel terrible about what they are having to go through...but if you hurt yourself, your property or whatever simply because of your stubborn outlook, well thats a different story. If you don't wanna die, or sit in sludge with no power now is your time to move, the chance has been given and you should take it.

Ok, that was my rant about that, lets forget that shit. Um, school is a fucking bitch...something I need to add. I've been in college for over 2 years already, and the entire college set-up has major flaws too it. Sure, we all love the fact that we don't have to go to class for 8 hours a day like high school, and we get freedoms here that are non-existant at home, but when it comes to grades and tests College can be quite a hassle. Unlike High School, your grades are almost solely based off of your test or project performance, with homework playing little to no role in whether you pass or fail. I can't speak for others that I know, but High School never prepared us for this. Homework was everything, tests were something, but you could still pull of a B easy if you fucked up a test or two. Here if you fuck up that first test, you're gonna have a hell of a time even pulling off a B- in the class, and you can almost completely forget about that A. But of course, this is not the only thing about college testing that pisses me off.

I guess its simply the setup, but teachers and classes decide that all tests and major due dates should be within 6 days of eachother. It happens twice a semester at least, and it nearly gives me an aneurism (sp?) everytime it comes around. I've pulled it all off so far, and hopefully I can continue on my good track, but god knows the situation would be easier for myself and countless others if classes decided to space this stuff out a little bit, give us a break...only once in a while does the situation come along in the real world were you have 4 crucial things to be turned in or perfected in such a short amount of time.

So yea, I guess that my major bitching is over. I dunno, I don't keep this journal to say stuff like this, but i guess its just the easiest stuff to write about, things you need to get off your chest and that are way to long to say to any college student who's watching TV or playing Halo. All I know is that the weekend is coming up, and a good amount of enjoyable weekends after that. AJK is coming in town in a couple of weeks, and I think I'm going to head out to Bloomington-Normal for my Fall Break weekend to spend some time with the Jeffy Jeff, maybe visit some other friends. Who knows...

Anywho, I think its time to peace and watch some TV before passing out in my big ass comfy bed and taking on the challenges of a new day tomorrow.
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Sep. 8th, 2005 @ 12:39 am updating the livejournal....we all know what that means
Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Ohio Is For Lovers~Hawthorne Heights
Thats right, I'm bored! Its a good 40 minutes after midnight, and sleep seems boring, while doing most other stuff seems boring in its own right. So here I sit, determined to update my few loyal readers on the epic tale that is my life....

Class sucks, as per usual. Its all just crazy boring stuff, and the "monday-tuesday switch day" that we experienced this week did not help considering my biggest workloads come out of my monday and wednesday classes...fuck you Miami, fuck you in the ass, no lube. But I digress. Tomorrow...technically today, is Thursday, so that means 3 classes until the weekend, and most of my homework is done for those classes. Then comes Friday, with a party at Butke's hopefully, and then Hodge turns 21 at midnight (Saturday). So that ridiculous night of partying is followed by heading to the bars, then followed by sleep, then followed by being away and pregaming for the football game, followed by Hodge's 21st party on Saturday night. So basically, this weekend is gonna be a giant blur, forgive me if I'm hilariously drunk and hilarious in general if you see me.

Went to Alabama this past weekend. Must say that it was a pretty good experience. Outside of the ridiculously long hours in the car it was extremely fun, but we did our parts to make the car rides just as entertaining as the rest of the trip. Tailgated and went to an Auburn football game while we were down there, which is a ridiculous experience when all you've seen in a Miami of Ohio football game. 88 thousand people in one place is nuts, and everyone starts festivities at like noon....for an 8pm game. So overall, it was enjoyable...even though the Tigers lost.

Other tidbits?:
  • On a broomball team with bama and some guys from last year

  • AJK is coming to visit October 8th, woot woot!

  • Yellowcard is going on tour again soon!



Thats it!
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Zoolander
Aug. 28th, 2005 @ 08:59 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: Desperate Measures~The Bottom Line
This first week of classes has come and gone and so has another ridiculous weekend. Shane decided to come down for this weekend, and like any other Shane filled weekend this one did not fail to impress. We headed over to a 4 Kegger thrown by one of our theater friends on Friday night and met up with a few people I hadn't seen in a long time, including Paul David and my friend Gina that I met way back at the beginning of freshman year. Sadly there was a little drama near the end of the night but we still ended up turning it into a good time, and Shane still ended up making a puddle of vomit on somone's front lawn.

Basically shit around for the majority of Saturday, Shane grilled up some burgers for us and we all just chillaxed until it was time to throw our second party of the year. We bought a couple of Kegs for our theater "kick-off" party, and introduced the new Freshman to some good times. Overall it was a ridiculous night, with some ridiculous quotes by one very drunken Chris Zeek.....see Shane's posts if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Today? Quite uneventful. Went to Fiesta Charra with Shane before he booked out of here, then sat around doing homework and watching "Overhaulin'" on TLC, which is a ridic show if you've never seen it.

Walked around, shot some people with a super soaker. Apparently the correct response to being jokingly shot with a water gun is to walk up to the shooter and CHOKE HIM! What the fuck guys? I got air shut off to my body for at least 10 seconds on 2 seperate occasions from my friends.....is this an appropriate response to a water gun? I think not. But whatever, overreaction is gay-gay.

Alright, I'm gonna watch the VMA's and then get me some sleep. Peace.
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Zoolander
Aug. 23rd, 2005 @ 01:10 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Zafer Ozdemir talking to me
well, first day off class. moved in on friday, which was good, and partied from that point on. Drank lots of beer, you know the drill. Right now, I'm bored out of my mind while going through the syllabus of my Business Website Design class, yea, I know it sounds like tons of fun. It'll be tedious, but I guess I'll get some useful information out of this class. From here its on to Marketing, and then back to the house...

alright, I just felt like an update was needed, I know this one sucked. Stay tuned, I'll give you something to talk about
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 01:09 pm thanks to peet for this hookup
Current Mood: content
Current Music: "Follow Me"~ Bottom Line
Everyone should go check out this up-and-coming punk band, Bottom Line.  Listen to the songs on the website, and if you like 'em do what I did and dish out the 10 bucks for their 12 Track CD "Eloquence", its pretty ridic.


http://www.bottomlinepunk.com
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Zoolander
Aug. 9th, 2005 @ 10:03 am (no subject)
Current Mood: excited
Holy balls! All-American Rejects are playing a free show in uptown oxford on the 20th! Balls!!!! HOLY ONES!!!
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Aug. 8th, 2005 @ 04:40 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: discontent
Current Music: Guess.....
"My Paper Heart"~The All-American Rejects

Please just don't play with me
My paper heart will bleed
This wait for destiny won't do
Be with me please I beseech you
Simple things, that make you run a-way
Catch you if I can

Tears fall, down your face
The taste, is something new
Something that I know
Moving on is, easiest when I am around you.

So bottle up old love,
And throw it out to sea,
Watch it away as you cry
A year has past
The seasons go

Please just don't play with me
My paper heart will bleed
This wait for destiny won't do
Be with me please I beseech you
Simple things, that make you run a-way
Catch you if I can

Waiting, day to day it goes through
My lips, are sealed for her
My tongue is,
Tied to, a dream of being with you
To settle for less, is not what I prefer

So bottle up old love,
And throw it out to sea,
Watch it away as you cry
A year has past
The seasons go

Please just don't play with me
My paper heart will bleed
This wait for destiny won't do
Be with me please I beseech you
Simple things, that make you run a-way
Catch you if I can

Summer time, the nights are so long
The leaves fall down,
and so do I into the arms of a friend
Winter nights
My bedside is cold, for I am gone
And spring blossoms you to me

Summer time, the nights they are so long
The leaves fall down,
and so do I into the arms of a friend
Winter nights
My bedside is cold, for I am gone
And spring blossoms you to me
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FOB
Jul. 28th, 2005 @ 07:39 pm Goo!
Current Mood: frustrated
Current Music: Sugar We're Going Down~Fall Out Boy
Pavement:1 David: 0



Yea, I kinda ate shit while skating today. Wasn't that bad overall, and definately could have been worse. Tore some skin off my palm and scraped up a few other parts of me, but I'll definately get by. I just don't want it to effect my bowling at work tomorrow! Anywho, just thought I'd let you all know, but really I just wanted to post to quell my own personal boredom and to try typing with my hand all wrapped up. peace
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Jul. 27th, 2005 @ 08:18 pm What did it ever do for me?
Current Mood: blank
Current Music: XO~Fall Out Boy
"XO"~Fall Out Boy

I comb the crowd and pick you out
My mouth moves too fast for you to figure it out
It starts eyes closed to fingers crossed
"To I swear, I say"
"To I swear, I say"

To hands between legs, to "whatever it takes"
To drinks at the club to the bar
To the keys to your car
To hotel stairs to the emergency exit door

To the love, I left my conscience pressed
Between the pages of the Bible in the drawer
"What did it ever do for me" I say (I say, I say, I say)
It never calls me when I'm down
Love never wanted me
But I took it anyway
Put your ear to the speaker
And choose love or sympathy
But never both
Love never wanted me

"I hoped you choked
And crashed your car"
Hey "tear catcher", that's all that you are
And ever were
From the start
I swear, I say
I swear, I say

To hands between legs, to "whatever it takes"
To drinks at the club to the bar
To the keys to your car
To hotel stairs to the emergency exit door

To the love, I left my conscience pressed
Between the pages of the Bible in the drawer
"What did it ever do for me" I say
It never calls me when I'm down
Love never wanted me
But I took it anyway
Put your ear to the speaker
And choose love or sympathy
But never both, no

To the love I left my conscience pressed
Through the keyhole I watched you dress
Kiss and tell
(Loose lips sink ships)
[x3]

To the love I left my conscience pressed [x3]
Between the pages of the Bible in the drawer
"What did it ever do for me" I say
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FOB
Jul. 27th, 2005 @ 06:56 pm Fuck!
Current Mood: disappointed
Current Music: Forecast~Jason Mraz
Balls!
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Jul. 27th, 2005 @ 06:37 pm I randomly update with random information
Current Mood: chill
Current Music: Geek In The Pink~Jason Mraz
Works ending soon, about a week and half left. Its a happy occasion because work sucks occasionally, but its a sad occasion because money rules constantly. Either way I think I'll get by. Trippin' to Canada a week or so after work ends, the back to finish the packing for school and then moving down into Sin City on the 19th of August. I can't wait to hit school back up. I love my friends back at home but there seems to be constant excitement at school while there is always some downtime here in BG. And, a few of the people here piss me off, as well as the annoyance that is a lot of the girls (yes girls, not women) here. But I digress, lets move on.

Bought the new Jason Mraz CD "Mr. A-Z" yesterday. Davids critique? Its a good CD, a good follow-up for the M-Raz, but I think overall his first CD was a better LP. Either way, he provides me with entertaining music so I don't think I'm gonna punch him in the face anytime soon.

Umm...oh yea, down to 185 now, I'm pretty happy with it. Hitting up the gym a whole lot for lifting and the such, bulking up in a good way. Also hitting up a lot of blading around with the Stecasorous, its generally good times. Always keeps me active, and coupled with my body's newfound metabolism it keeps trimming me down, and everyone loves a Slim Shady...I mean Davey.

Jeez, I never know what to write about in this thing anymore. Instead I intend to keep you all locked in up on my constant psychobabble until you tell me to stop, at which point I will personally message you and drive you insane. Yup, you know how we do. Alright....its definately time to leave you alone until I find more pertinant things to share with y'all. Keep it real, peace in the middle east, and don't eat pork.
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Jul. 26th, 2005 @ 04:15 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: scared
Current Music: The Wanderer~Marc Broussard
New layout. Eat it! Eat it and like it!
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Jul. 9th, 2005 @ 12:20 pm Yeah, so I decided to write a letter to ESPN....down with the man!
Current Mood: frustrated
Current Music: Fast Cars and Freedom~Rascal Flatts
My response to an article on the "hunting down" of Cubs fan Steve Bartman, written by Wayne Drehs



After hearing about and reading your story on "hunting" Steve Bartman, I can only ask you and the other employees of ESPN: What's happened to you guys? I remember growing up and watching Sportscenter every night and every morning, checking up on stats and seeing how my favorite teams have been doing, but it seems that these days that is becoming less and less of a priority at ESPN. You and fellow writers seem to be focusing more on the controversy then the sports in recent months, and it's beginning to make ESPN seem more and more like watching "Hardball" or "Crossfire". Don't get me wrong, I love to hear new ideas and angles on my favorite players and teams from the men on Pardon The Interruption, or First and 10, but these shows are starting to represent ESPN as a whole, focusing more on the constant bickering of the men involved then on the sports which they are talking about.
I believe that even as a Chicago Cubs fan (which I am too) there was no reasonable or moral grounds for tracking down Steve Bartman two years later, and that it was simply done for the controversy of the situation. As a Cubs fan I quickly moved passed my phase believing that Steve Bartman did anything different that I would have done, and I know that the blame should be more placed on the poor fielding of Alex Gonzalez as well as the inability of the Cubs pitching to finish out Game 6. As a sports writer and fan I have no doubt that you've already figured this out, yet either you or whoever encouraged you to find this story still felt it necissary to intrude into a mans life and attempt to get some sort of reaction out of him that would be newsworthy and make a great story (which in this case he did not give you). Yet do not think that I am trying to make an attack at you, but rather the whole set of writers and personalities at ESPN. I've even seen it out of Dan Patrick of Sportscenter during his recent interview with Jeremy Roenick on his comments made on NHL fans. Mr. Patrick seemed much less interested in listening to what Roenick had to say and understanding his viewpoint on the situation then he was interested in attempting to make Roenick create a scene. There were points in the interview where it was obvious that Dan Patrick veered from any sense of journalistic integrity and was nearly shouting at Jeremy Roenick about the remarks that he made, seemingly pushing him to make them again.
I understand that a single letter to a single man cannot change the course of what may be happening in the world of sports journalism, but I would like to believe that you will take my words to heart about the situation, and I hope that they might even effect you in some way. Personally, if ESPN continues on its current trend then I see less and less reason why I should even take time out of my day to watch the station, or read the articles of you and other writers on ESPN.com. Thank you for your time if you get to reading this, and finally...Go Cubs.



David Garfield
Chicago, Illinois
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Jul. 7th, 2005 @ 06:35 pm Whatever, its a good song
Current Mood: melancholy
Current Music: Beautiful Soul~Jesse McCartney
"Beautiful Soul"~Jesse McCartney

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul

I know that you are something special
To you I'd be always faithful
I want to be what you always needed
Then I hope you'll see the heart in me

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul

Your beautiful soul, yeah

You might need time to think it over
But im just fine moving forward
I'll ease your mind
If you give me the chance
I will never make you cry c`mon lets try

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul

Am I crazy for wanting you
Baby do you think you could want me too
I don't wanna waste your time
Do you see things the way I do
I just wanna know that you feel it too
There is nothing left to hide

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste

I want you and your soul
I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
ooooooo
Beautiful Soul, yeah
oooooo, yeah
Your beautiful soul
yeah
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Scotty Doesn't Know
Jul. 4th, 2005 @ 04:57 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: content
Current Music: Rocksteady~Marc Broussard
So, I'm all about three day weekends. It makes my life so much easier...or so it seems. Started off the weekend with bowling, after quite an experience of helping Erin out with her 2 flat tires caused by.......a curb? WTF? Anywho, because of said flat tires she was not able to join us on our bowling adventure, but hopefully we can cash in a raincheck of that sometime soon. Saturday I woke up and decided that it was time I upped my gadgetry, so I put my paycheck in the bank, took out some money and bought myself an iPod. Freakin' awesome, and only more freakin' awesomeness can come out of it.

After the purchase Jeff and I headed over to Jay Jones (which is so weird to return too after playing baseball there as a young lad) to watch some of our campers play their all-star games there. Hell, we take it as an afternoon to get a tan, make the kids super happy, and make the parents think that we're the greatest people ever to grace the earth. Can somebody say end of the session gifts? Plus, watching the tikes play is rather entertaining either way. Brian and Paul showed up as well, making it more fun (minus the fact Paul broke Jeff's nose the day before...but thats just another gross story. And after that comment, I've realized that the first part of this post actually happened after all this stuff, so if you'd all be so kind as to rearrange your mind to help me out here.

So, yesterday. Woke up, played some softball, finished the lawn...y'know, the usual. Then we decided that heading up to Milwaukee for summer fest would be a good idea...and it was. Drove there, and met up with Aaron Kahn to watch Michael Tolcher's set. Then some fireworks, then Gavin DeGraw. Too bad our seats were ruined by the presence of 4 huge girls who were steppin over shit and pushing people around. Either way the night got better when we met up with Marissa and Carly from the Dance Camp at Cooper. Very nice, very cute girls, and we had an awesome time rockin out to the second half of Gavin's set. Then it was back to the car and back to Chi-town for some sleep.

Softball this morning, monsoon around lunchtime, and since then just major chillin. Hopefully more fun to round off the 4th weekend before the Cougars game with work tomorrow. Until next time kiddies.
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